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christian bale’s a hack
and you are my real dark knight
come play in my lair

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you’re MY bucket list
(must have you before i die)
it’s a bucket lust

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hey, want to hang out?
read books in your library?
play with some pussies?

oscars are boring
but if you duck out right now
we’ll have a quickie

i have a fetish
so next time we are boning
keep the bow tie on

fuck your oscar nod
nicolas cage is better
but we should still bone

call me miss daisy
you can drive me anywhere
if you catch my drift

i wrote you a poem
you nailed your step-granddaughter
not cool, man, not cool.

now that we’re married
it’s not cool to keep secrets
so, what’s in the box?

you’re a great actor
and if you were underage
i would buy you beer